Tales of a Nord

((Changing up my head canon a bit. The mods I got to make it possible to marry Ulfric won’t...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:54:11 -0400

((Changing up my head canon a bit. The mods I got to make it possible to marry Ulfric won’t work. Don’t know why. So seeing as Ralof was my next choice, and in my head canon he and Jalara are very close anyway, I married her to him. It’s nice running around with Ralof. He one shots just about everyone xD))

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:16:24 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

“We went over this already, I bought you the house.”

“Yes, yes, the house, the house,” Jalara muttered. “Which I still let you live in, by the way. It’s no wonder you have a new weapon or piece of armor every other day. You gamble for it all!”

“Not all, just some, it’s not my fault I’m good at what I do.”

“I’m willing to wager that you haven’t earned a single piece of gold in your purse.”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:14:36 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

“A garnet? I’m not marrying you! For the love of the nine!”

“Yes, a garnet! You know I love them more than any gem in Skyrim! Why do you think I hoard the bloody things in a case at home?” She laughed. “And besides, the last time you got drunk, you did try to propose to me.”

“I know you love them more than anything, and I think you hoard them to corner the market,” Zidiena scowled, “As for the proposial, I won a thousand Septim bet with that stunt.”

“Then why in the world did I have to buy you a horse!?”

“We went over this already, I bought you the house.”

“Yes, yes, the house, the house,” Jalara muttered. “Which I still let you live in, by the way. It’s no wonder you have a new weapon or piece of armor every other day. You gamble for it all!”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:11:00 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

“A garnet? I’m not marrying you! For the love of the nine!”

“Yes, a garnet! You know I love them more than any gem in Skyrim! Why do you think I hoard the bloody things in a case at home?” She laughed. “And besides, the last time you got drunk, you did try to propose to me.”

“I know you love them more than anything, and I think you hoard them to corner the market,” Zidiena scowled, “As for the proposial, I won a thousand Septim bet with that stunt.”

“Then why in the world did I have to buy you a horse!?” She stopped and thought about the first statement. “Cornering the market doesn’t sound like a bad idea, now that you mention it.”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:07:11 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

“How in the hell did you know I had that?”

“Thief’s intuition,” Jalara said with a grin.

“Well,” Zidiena replied “You just ruined a part of your gift that I was going to give you for completing your first year at the college.”

For a split second her eyes widened in horror, but she frowned at the Imperial. “You lie,” she said. “If anything, you would have brought me garnet.”

“A garnet? I’m not marrying you! For the love of the nine!”

“Yes, a garnet! You know I love them more than any gem in Skyrim! Why do you think I hoard the bloody things in a case at home?” She laughed. “And besides, the last time you got drunk, you did try to propose to me.”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:04:20 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

“How in the hell did you know I had that?”

“Thief’s intuition,” Jalara said with a grin.

“Well,” Zidiena replied “You just ruined a part of your gift that I was going to give you for completing your first year at the college.”

For a split second her eyes widened in horror, but she frowned at the Imperial. “You lie,” she said. “If anything, you would have brought me garnet.”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:01:57 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

“Or a certain best friend might pick it out of the trash and bring it to him herself?” She raised her brow at Zidiena.

“I would never do something like that.”

“Mhmm.” Jalara replied. “Just like I wouldn’t go through your things, and sell all of the amethyst you looted a few days ago?”

“How in the hell did you know I had that?”

“Thief’s intuition,” Jalara said with a grin.

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:59:49 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

“Or a certain best friend might pick it out of the trash and bring it to him herself?” She raised her brow at Zidiena.

“I would never do something like that.”

“Mhmm.” Jalara replied. “Just like I wouldn’t go through your things, and sell all of the amethyst you looted a few days ago?”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:55:31 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

“Throwing it out might be a bad idea, especially if a certain Jarl comes across it somehow,” Zidiena smirked.

“Heh heh, what Jarl would be interested in a silly drawing?”

“Oh I don’t know, maybe the one on the ‘silly’ drawing.”

Jalara turned slightly, clutching the piece of paper in her hands. “And just how would said Jarl see it?”

“A gust of wind could pick it up out of the trash bin and carry it to the steps of said Jarl’s residence, I don’t know,” Zidiena shrugged “A guard could present it to him, there are many options.”

“Or a certain best friend might pick it out of the trash and bring it to him herself?” She raised her brow at Zidiena.

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:51:33 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

“Throwing it out might be a bad idea, especially if a certain Jarl comes across it somehow,” Zidiena smirked.

“Heh heh, what Jarl would be interested in a silly drawing?”

“Oh I don’t know, maybe the one on the ‘silly’ drawing.”

Jalara turned slightly, clutching the piece of paper in her hands. “And just how would said Jarl see it?”

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:47:31 -0400

Tales of a Nord: "A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?":

zidiena-adalina:

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

“What?” Jalara asked with a genuinely confused frown. “I don’t doodle.”

“Then what do you call that?” Zidiena replied pointing at the picture.

Jalara covered the picture quickly with her hands, and wore the…

“Throwing it out might be a bad idea, especially if a certain Jarl comes across it somehow,” Zidiena smirked.

“Heh heh, what Jarl would be interested in a silly drawing?”

"A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:44:44 -0400

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

“What?” Jalara asked with a genuinely confused frown. “I don’t doodle.”

“Then what do you call that?” Zidiena replied pointing at the picture.

Jalara covered the picture quickly with her hands, and wore the most awkward ‘innocent face’ she could manage. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Zidiena.”

:Riiight, look you left that out for everyone to see now just come clean, what is it?”

She started to panic. “It’s… it’s nothing, really. I was just bored, and had nothing to do today, so I scribbled a few lines on a piece of paper.” She held the picture close to her chest, her cheeks turning red in embarrassment. “I-I was just about to throw it out. Really you don’t want to see it.”

"A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:41:53 -0400

zidiena-adalina:

jalara-frejya:

“What?” Jalara asked with a genuinely confused frown. “I don’t doodle.”

“Then what do you call that?” Zidiena replied pointing at the picture.

Jalara covered the picture quickly with her hands, and wore the most awkward ‘innocent face’ she could manage. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Zidiena.”

"A little doodling in your spare time there Jary?"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:39:00 -0400

“What?” Jalara asked with a genuinely confused frown. “I don’t doodle.”

Anonymously ask me, "Have you ever..."

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:11:22 -0400

the-raunchy-priest:

kaeshira:

or not anonymously, if you have the guts ))

((dare I reblog this))

((OOC: My own personal ship. What can I say? I am a sucker for...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:10:38 -0400

((OOC: My own personal ship. What can I say? I am a sucker for Ulfric. This was not done in photoshop, which I’m used to using, so I’m still getting used to this program. Photoshop can suck a dick for not cooperating with my tablet.))

Photo

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:59:26 -0400

the-raunchy-priest: ask-ulfricstormcloak: ((Anders’ theme...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:52:57 -0400

the-raunchy-priest:

ask-ulfricstormcloak:

((Anders’ theme song. Sorry buddy. Had to be done))

((accurate XD))

((lol it works))

jalara-frejya started following you

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:43:44 -0400

the-raunchy-priest:

“Hnhngngngngh” was the only noise Anders made when the woman’s lips curved into a slight smile. By the time he saw the movement of her lips, he was staggering back, gathering himself at the trunk of a tree for support and trying to push down the tent that had suddenly pitched themselves in his robes.

“N-no, there’s nothing the matter,” he began breathlessly, his knees buckled as his hands were cupped over his crotch. “You just…are you seeking a blessing?”

“I… erm,” Jalara wasn’t sure what to say. She laughed like a crazy woman on the inside, and tried hard not to let it show on her face that she was amused. Her face burned a little as she wondered if he knew that she found this so funny, and she took a deep, yet shaky breath before speaking again.

“Y-yes I do,” she finally managed to get out, trying to stifle a giggle.

“Well…” he gasped. “You can’t have one now—”

At this point, he was afraid he was going to lose the battle with his crotch, and he instantly buckled to his knees, falling flat on his face. “Well, I mean, I could,” he began, “But I think it would be a little difficult. I uh…pulled something.” He tried to sit up slightly to look at her, and did so resolutely.

“By the Nine,” Jalara said quietly, moving to the man’s side in an attempt to help him to his feet. “Would you like some help? A healer perhaps? Or maybe you could just do with a blessing yourself…”

ooc: Laughing so hard I'm crying

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:43:27 -0400

LOL Anders is killing me

If I’ve contained myself by the time I wake up in the morning, I will reblog that haha